Saturday, 29 November 2008

Ship Tracking

See where my ships are - real time tracking

RRS Discovery
http://www.captainsmurf.com/ships.htm

Monday, 21 July 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Team Remit Departure Day. Chaz and Steve, aka Team Remit, set off from Old Nick's in Horncastle, Lincolnshire, on Saturday 19th July 2008. They're bound for Ulaanbaatar, travelling on Royal Enfield Bullet 500s.

Thursday, 3 July 2008

Official Monster Raving Loony Party

I have been a member of the OMRLP for a few years, and a practising loony for much longer
Please have a look at the website http://www.omrlp.com/

Wednesday, 2 July 2008

Cat and Fiddle

This pic made me laugh, but is an important warning

http://www.moonshiners.org.uk/2005ukdogknob.htm

Friday, 27 June 2008

Sunday, 22 June 2008

My Stuff on Flickr

See my most recent and most popular stuff on Flickr
View my photos at bighugelabs.com

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Last sunset before the summer solstice, at the Swamp Donkey

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Originally uploaded by startreader
What an arsehole

Thursday, 29 May 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Decided to try the Flickr edit function

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Did this one with Paintshop Pro

Wednesday, 28 May 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
This picture contains the Tall Ship ALEXANDER VON HUMBOLDT; she moved off one berth onto another close to our ship, prior to the New year's Eve fireworks in Tenerife

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
During the photo shoot for the Hoppy's leg calendar, some of the bikes got bored

Website problems

The monitoring service notified me that my main address (www.captsmurf.co.uk) was offline. It's happened before and I'm getting fed up with it.

My secondary site (http://www.captainsmurf.com) is working fine, and has only had a very small downtime in last 90 days. So I'm uploading all the stuff from the old site to this one. I've updated the index page, so lots of stuff is now back online.

The secondary site actually gives me loads of space and already holds about 60% of my site anyway. So I'll be pointing my .co.uk address to my .com address and cutting back my reliance on the .co.uk to a minimum (keeping it so I don't lose my email addresses).

Tuesday, 27 May 2008

Top 100 Sites




Tuesday, 13 May 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
We were headed out of the Caribbean when this Frigate Bird joined us. Next few shots were my attempt at following the bird as it harassed a booby into giving up it's catch

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Head Chef, Catering Assistant and Stewardess taking the air in the canal. Side effect is that you grow extra fingers.

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
The sun started to set as we waited to enter the canal

Thursday, 8 May 2008

James Cook

Thanks to 3rd Engineer Chris Uttley for doing this capture

Wednesday, 7 May 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
We had a long night transiting the Panama Canal. Here's Bernie, Chief Engineer taking a breather

Monday, 5 May 2008

Panama Canal

Pilot boarding at 1745 (1 hour from now.

Bunkers in Cristobal tomorrow, then off into the Caribbean

Sunday, 4 May 2008

Panama Canal tomorrow

we arrive at Balboa tomorrow morning, for a Panama Canal transit hopefully starting at midnight UK time. There are web cams at the locks and at a bridge. We might get on the web. I'll update the time for definite once we get the pilot on board.

Webcams at http://www.pancanal.com/eng/photo/camera-java.html?cam=Miraflores

Also waiting at Cristobal, to go through from Atlantic to Pacific, is the BOUNTY, as featured in the Film "Mutiny on the Bounty", which also appeared in last 2 Pirates of the Caribbean Films.
http://www.tallshipbounty.org/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=260

Saturday, 3 May 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
We had to leave our alongside berth at 0500 today. I hung around to get a photo of the sunrise over Costa Rica

Online Travel Guide

If you are off to jail in Fremantle, Western Australia, try this travel guide

http://www.schmap.com/australia/historic/#p=140455&i=140455_13.jpg

Tuesday, 29 April 2008

Blogger Security?

Twice in recent weeks I've had to delete a spam post and change my password. My computer is very secure, and I used a very strong password. Yet still someone managed to post in my blog using my login information.

If it happens again, that's me finished with blogs.

Sunday, 27 April 2008

Wozwolf Rally Update

Wozwolf Rally 2008

The Legless 11

Back to the Bank Holiday weekend

Thursday 21st to Monday 25th August 2008

at Melton Mowbray Airfield

Strictly Pre-Book Only

Tickets £26.00 each

Maximum 600 Ticket Limit

4 days of Fun - Great Bands - Custom Show - Silly Games - Exotic Dancers - Terrific Badge - Mega T-Shirts - Tasty selection of caterers - Excellent range of stalls - Splendid Raffle Prizes - Free tea & Coffee all weekend

Late, Late Bar - in fact two 40 foot bars - featuring once again a wide selection of bitters, lagers, ciders, real ales and spirits and not forgetting the Wozwolf X-Rated 10% Ale

PLEASE NOTE THE NEW PO BOX ADDRESS THIS YEAR

Website: Wozwolf Rally 2008

Email:rally@wozwolf.co.uk

Ticket Hotline: 07814 986155


Download Flyer

Part 1 (282Kb)

Part 2 (350Kb)

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
We're heading for Costa Rica

Friday, 25 April 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
We were working on the port lifeboat when I saw this appear out of the mist and dashed inside for my camera

Sunday, 20 April 2008

Slapper's 50th Birthday Party

Slapper is 50 this year. Party on 13th-14th June at Twin Lakes, Horncastle (venue for last year's Slappers 'n' Trollops Rally and a few rock nights and other parties). Free Camping.
Come and party - let Slapper or Paul the Stall know if you are coming, so we can order enough draught Hobgoblin

MAP http://tinyurl.com/ynrdfc

Thursday, 17 April 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Recovering a Gravity Corer after it's journey to the seabed. A length of pipe, containing a plastic tube (liner), with a heavy weight (bomb) on top is lowered at 80metres per second to just above the seabed (this cruise up to 5000m deep). There it is stopped, before it is allowed to punch into the seabed and, hopefully, come back out full of lovely sand and mud.

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Not a simulator - not a game. This is the view from behind the console. Showing the conning screen, one of the radar screens and the cctv monitor. And everything is based on a certain operating system (clue is the framed items above the console)

Tuesday, 15 April 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Whale sighted off the Chilean Coast

Monday, 14 April 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Taken from the deck of a rolling ship, during a force 8; camera was hand-held. It was just before sunset - the sky is dark because I reduced the exposure to bring out more detail on the surface.

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf

This new ship has so many alarms - it's a wonder the "spy in the cab" microphones can hear us mere humans over the never ending cacophony of bells, whistles and hooters, augmented by the occasional rattle of the many printers, just to remind us that the "paperless" bridge is here to stay.

Rudyard Kipling put it quite eloquently many moons ago:


"The new ship here is fitted according to the reported increase of knowledge among mankind. Namely, she is cumbered end to end, with bells and trumpets and clock and wires, it has been told to me, can call voices out of the air of the waters to con the ship while her crew sleep. But sleep thou lightly. It has not yet been told to me that the Sea has ceased to be the Sea."

Rudyard Kipling

Wednesday, 9 April 2008

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Originally uploaded by Rural Explorer
I agree - leave that to Youtube

Saturday, 5 April 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Seal snoozing on a bulbous bow

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Old and New - Compass Binnacle, Radar Scanners and Satcom domes

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf

Sunday, 30 March 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
The floating dry dock from a different perspective

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Originally uploaded by Miguel Mc Conell
This photo from Miguel Mc Conell's Flickr album probably shows the scale of Valparaiso better than my own shots.

Saturday, 29 March 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
So many Pelicans

Tuesday, 25 March 2008

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
A particularly popular pelican

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Originally uploaded by Captain Smurf
Is it Nessie's South American cousin?

Answers on a postcard please...............

Sunday, 23 March 2008

Saturday, 22 March 2008



Some more Pelicans



Masses of Pelicans on this part of the Chilean coast



Busy at the chart table

Thursday, 20 March 2008



CCTV picture of the Azimuth thruster being lowered into position

Sunday, 16 March 2008

Siobhan



Wearing my Siobhanathon t-shirt in memory of Siobhan who died a year ago today on her 9th birthday http://siobhanathon.110mb.com/new_page_2.htm



Chris the Computer up the foremast



Titus deep in contemplation



Reflection in the sun shield inside a bridge window



The sea, the clouds and the sun. Lovely weather we're having.



Looking up at the Starboard Gantry and the Bridge



The Foremast/Meteorological Platform

Saturday, 15 March 2008



Buoyancy supporting one of the big guns as the gun is hauled in.



Another shot of the bridge from the Foc'sle.



The OBS (ocean-bottom seismometer) has spent a while on the seabed (some as deep as 4000m). After the Seismic Survey is completed the OBS must be recovered. A signal is transmitted, the OBS releases a weight which had it anchored to the seabed and it rises to the surface. We manoeuvre the ship up close and a grapple is thrown to snag the rope.

Rescue Boat



Our rescue boat poised ready for launching

Friday, 14 March 2008

Fruit for Easter Island


The coaster, "Samson", ahead of us is loading cargo for Easter Island. It is the height of the fruit harvest here.